i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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