at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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