There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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