Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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