She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Green mimosas i think yes
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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