Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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