That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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