she was so not down for the gang bang
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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