Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Dick very happy bro
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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