so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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