who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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