My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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