just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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