The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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