I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize
