how can u be prego again
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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