clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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