doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I fill condoms, not promises.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
