if i can run in heels then i can drive
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
the raccoons are back...
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