ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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