shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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