dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
sex in a hospital.. check
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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