Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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