Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Terrible idea I love it
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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