I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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