oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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