I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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