Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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