some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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