Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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