Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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