Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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