just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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