I just threw up on my dentist
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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