How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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