Umm I'm too high to move.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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