Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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