how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
jump out the window naked night went bad
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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