Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i just google imaged poop.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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