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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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