Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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