Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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