Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize