I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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