Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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