yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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