She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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