i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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