do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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