Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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