just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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