I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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