i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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