The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
