I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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