hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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