If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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