awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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