I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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