do herpes really smell.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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